NFL Football

It was prime time NFL Sunday football.  the Face of Everyman was torn as to how to wager.  This era he was a SeaHawk fan.  In 20 million years he would be in 49er territory. He wagers were part of his “permanent record”.  Could he then pass himself off as a ’49er gold seeker?  Would it matter to his critics that he was a founding father of “E Clampus Vitus?”  He hedged and phoned in a second bet using his street name: Black Rock.