Members of the famed Polar Bear Club from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had complained that the entrances to the Cabana Hut changing rooms were too small. Well fed songbirds had a hard time getting in and out. OSHA sent an inspector to evaluate their claim. The report disclosed that few modern songbirds were that small. A federal grant would be awarded to the Face of Everyman to increase the size of existing holes. A prestiges ivy league body measurement standard would be used as a guide.