Suet

At first the Face of Everyman thought that the chunk of suet was a gift from the head of the Crow Clan.  Alas, his forehead was but a resting place for the moment.  The venerable sage started “gunny sacking” these perceived slights.  Crows soak their food in the beneficial waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The kindly ol’ pensioner wasn’t sure that wet suet tasted any better than dry.  But shucks, Crows are some of the smartest birds. IMG_0193 (2)