April Fools

the Face of Everyman had so many worries that he lost track of the date.  Even here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa there is a jokester.  Cheeky rushed up with news that something or other was amiss.  The venerable sage sputtered and seemed powerless to act.  Seeing that his joke fizzled Cheeky could only say: “April Fools.” And retreat.