the Face of Everyman awoke with a start; fear showed in his eyes. Lack of revenue at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa forced Corporate Management to take drastic steps. The trained killer spoke softly; but the message was clear: boost revenue or it was the quarry rock crusher. His choice. The venerable sage thought that doctoring the books was an immediate albeit temporary fix. Perhaps selling his sixteen cases of contraband Kirkland® might look good for 2nd quarter profits.