Reginald needed Crowns to replace his adult teeth. Most dentist now recommended hen’s teeth. the Face of Everyman grew them in his secret lab far below the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A simple swab of the mouth of a Rhode Island Red and dust of Zirconia was all that was needed to began the electrolytic process. In two weeks the teeth are ready. The venerable sage believed in charging market price. Bit coins were accepted. Everyone knows that hen’s teeth are very rare.