The first day of shooting his new Bond© epic there was trouble on the set. Our hero was to confront the villain; who suddenly decided to bathe. the Face of Everyman shouted for the cameras to keep rolling. This would be priceless footage for the trailer; but need not appear in the film. A new casting call was posted in the lounge of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Surely he could find a less egocentric thespian, perhaps one from the Greek theater.