Bribe

LeRoy was never sure how big of a bribe was appropriate. A kernel seemed generous to him; after all, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was some sort of back water guest retreat. the Face of Everyman always carefully weighed the value of the gift against the importance of the request. He smiled and suggested that perhaps a larger gift was in order. LeRoy shrugged in resignation. Another kernel was doable.