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Wallace was embarrassed to have his photo taken by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera. He was not yet in full mating colors and was at that awkward stage both physically and emotionally. He beseeched the Face of Everyman to act on his behalf to have that image destroyed. Alas, it was out of the hands of the venerable sage. The photo went viral on the sports arena jumbotron.