Occupational Safety

the Face of Everyman could not believe the series of misfortunes that seemed to befall the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage saw his Golden Handshake from corporate disappear; as from the corner of his eye he witnessed the OSHA inspector fall on slippery pavement. Luckily the clinic was open and first responders on duty. The head office received a letter from OSHA suggesting that warning signs be erected and a safety railing ring the entire pool.