Regime Change?

The William Wallace Memorial Stone appeared over night. It immediately transformed the hearts and minds of the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Those interviewed were unsure that this was the best use Emergency Funds. A keen eye can spot the former occupant of these waters resting quietly in the salvage lot near the Cabana huts. A Corporate spokes person said that Everyman was undergoing routine tests. What is this world coming to? Followers are urged to shelter in place.