Plea Deal

It was always the same: the perp would try to look as innocent as possible. the Face of Everyman had compiled a dossier on this semi-feral house cat. The AKAs ran to two pages and that was only from those apprehensions in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the end a plea deal was reached and the cat promised to return on Halloween for a one night stand howling in the light of the full moon. It would be scary indeed.