In A Pickle

the Face of Everyman found himself “in a pickle.” Bobby and Billy, the Bergdorf twins wanted their annual horoscopes. The venerable sage of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was well known for his fortune telling and horoscopes. Problem was, the twins wanted vastly different readings tho born milliseconds apart. The sage crossed his fingers and began the second reading. He knew that the Great Buddha wouldn’t mind if cast one from 490 BCE.