The circuit rider Judge had only one case on this mornings docket. Mullard was charged with drunkenness and disorderly conduct in and about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He pleaded guilty and was contrite. the Face of Everyman asked the court for a lenient sentence. “Three days on bread and water.” pronounced the Judge. The venerable sage was reminded of his years as ballast on old sailing ships. There, a few lashes from the cat-o-nine tails was added as a nice touch.
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