Free Swim Day

Free swim day was usually the day before the vast Olympic sized pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spas was closed for an annual cleaning. This date was arrived at by consulting local astrologers, and the Farmer’s Almanac. If there was no clear consensus, then a Cray 1000X super computer was leased to come up with an answer. If all else failed, the Face of Everyman read entrails.