Car Keys

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa staged a concert in the meadow near the resort.  About 2 AM Ripley breaks thru the Security system to seek the aid of the Face of Everyman.  It seems that “Rip” had lost his car keys in the meadow grass and hoped that the venerable sage could use some sort of mental gymnastics to help find them.  “Check the bottom of your day pack.”  Was the Ancient’s drowsy response.Keys

Spring of Eternal Giving

Bambi crept forward slowly to see if she could determine the cause.  The Spring of Eternal Giving had somehow stopped.  The sacred waters were the very lifeblood of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Even the Face of Everyman was alarmed.  Flow recommenced by Noon and the guests all had a good laugh at themselves over their exaggerated concerns.

Ishihara Test

Everyone who can spot the week old fawn in this grainy surveillance image can give themselves a Gold Star.  Dr. Ishihara himself would have used such a deceptive device in his landmark colorblind tests.  When the Security Forces of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa realized that it was only Mom and Bambi passing through to rest in deep cover they withdrew and went to lunch.  the Face of Everyman was so busy counting Casino receipts that he missed the whole episode.


Brandon and his twin brother Langdon (not seen) passed through the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa this morning to see if there would be an apple crop this Fall.  the Face of Everyman was reluctant to report that heavy pruning had reduced the expected crop.  However, the venerable sage was able to quote imported apples at very attractive prices.

New Antlers

Bixby chose a route thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa partly to show the Face of Everyman the beginnings of his new antlers and partly to see if dreck was still being served to the lunch crowd.

Play Dates

Edna stopped by to ask if it would be okay to bring her new Fawn to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for play dates with the other new Mothers with Fawns.    the Face of Everyman considered the request and then asked that she made sure everyone looked where they stepped; little songbirds might be under foot.

Big Kids

The regulations at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were often both vague and ambiguous.  When the Plus Sized kids came to play the Face of Everyman was reluctant to enforce the height restrictions.  He would, instead, ask only that they watch where they were stepping.