Passports

With Summer travel hitting new peaks, the Face of Everyman made a modest investment in a Passport Photo Kiosk.  The franchise did poorly at first as the denizens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa never really understood the strict instructions involved.

Home Schooling

Mom brought Jewel to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Both were eager to show the Face of Everyman the progress that the little one had made in home schooling.  Without prompting Jewel could  demonstrate her understanding of the following: Stay, Dog, Car, Not Safe, Hide and Cross Now.  The venerable sage was about to teach her how to conjugate a few simple Latin verbs; but thought better of it.

Jewel

Little Jewel arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on the first day of Summer.  the Face of Everyman remarked that at first she looked the size of a Chihuahua.  Now her once wobbly legs, strong and true, she trots behind her Mom to evade barking dogs.

Cerbul de Aur (Golden Stag)

Security cameras caught the image of a large stag.  the Face of Everyman was called in to help identify the intruder.  Such large beasts seldom find their way to the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  To his surprise the stag could be none other than the Golden Stag of old Gypsy fairy tales.  Everyman had not spoken to him in ages and regretted sleeping through the return of such an august visitor.

Knock-Knock

Sylly-Bell wanted to be a stand up comic.  She always tried out her new material on the Face of Everyman.  Today she doing Knock-Knock jokes; many she picked up from fledglings at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Most seemed nonsensical to the venerable sage; but, as seen above, Sylly-Bell can’t help but laugh.