Soccer Moms

A few of the Soccer Moms brought their winning team Fawns to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for Pizza Cracked Corn.  In a way the Face of Everyman was pleased; the kindly ol’ pensioner seemed to buy moldy corn.  The song birds would have none of it.  The detritus lay about until consumed by snails and slugs or a casual visit by deer.  IMG_0031A

Cracked Corn

Johnny Dark Eyes’ family had the Cracked Corn Clean Up concession at the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa for generations.  Now it seems that the contract had reverted to the Face of Everyman after three nights of failure to clean up the detritus following the late night movies.  “JDE” begged for a second chance.  He was working three jobs and some nights he was just too tired.  Everyman relented when he understood that the little bird was putting two kids through college and had his Mom in a senior care home.  “E” thought of it as paying it forward.