Rusty was new to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Other guests with dull colors began to show resentment. the Face of Everyman offered to add a touch of lamp black to reduce the glare from Rusty’s shiny pate.
Required Reading
Wally was the first to spread the news about the demise of songbirds in North America. the Face of Everyman had hoped to keep this upsetting news from his guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Alas, there was no one thing that the venerable sage could say. He decided to make this issue of Science required reading upon check in. https://science.sciencemag.org/content/365/6459/1228
Omissions
Wyandotte had shown the figures to the Face of Everyman. There was no other way to say it: Golden-crowned Sparrows were seriously under represented in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Blog. The venerable sage knew that this grievous omission had to be corrected before the ACLU descended upon this small bit of paradise. Wyandotte was unwilling to count today’s post as a meaningful attempt to right a wrong.
Alarm
Newly fledged beings appear daily at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman views with alarm the ponderous Baby Huey slipping slowly towards the inevitable crash into the very face of the venerable sage. Onlookers are helpless to intervene.
IRS Agent
The IRS agent was clear. He was here to look at the books of an import company of which the Face of Everyman was listed as CEO. The venerable sage had so many small and varied interests that surely he couldn’t be expected to recall any particular one at a moments notice. The agent was gruff and all business, yet he gave “E” till Tuesday to meet his demands. Everyman thought: “Better call . . .”
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