Quick Study

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The debate had been screened on the enormous jumbotron at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Vincent, a normally mild sort, was quick to put Draco, the village bully, in his place using techniques learned that evening. The next debates promised not to be the side show like the first, instead, the Face of Everyman decided to show re-runs of popular telenovelas. What’s not to like about love, intrigue and betrayal. He hoped that Univision was still available on his cable plan.

Kerfuffle

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the Face of Everyman often dreamed of resigning his post at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and moving to Hawaii. There he’d join up with some white hot, fast moving lava flow and go for the complete make over. He tired of the constant kerfuffle hereabouts, especially when fledglings came to bathe.

Debate

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Once again on the vast savannas of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa debates were being held. the Face of Everyman had alerted news sources for TV coverage; but, because of the remoteness they had declined. The venerable sage took this remarkably clear photo using the very daguerreotype methods willed to him by Mathew Brady.

Cheery

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Sparky was new to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His over-the-top cheery attitude was too much for the Face of Everyman before his first cup of coffee. The venerable sage tried to ignore any conversation until the Sun was well up and casting shadows.

Complaint

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Murgatroyd had brought his complaint to the highest power in the land: the Face of Everyman. All things effecting the song birds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa fell within the scope of the duties of the venerable sage. Could he resolve this problem? The Chickadee dating site had been taken down at seasons end to correct the data base of profiles. Reopening was set for March 2021. Murgatroyd had two tickets to a coastal resort for the Winter. Should he go alone or sell them on Craig’s List? The ancient one was flummoxed.

Jasmine

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Jasmine sought sanctuary at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She feared being caught and returned home by the sheriff. There the infants pulled her tail and she was compelled to eat the dog’s food if her bowl was empty. the face of Everyman tried to console her; while secretly dialing Animal Control. After all, cats can’t be tolerated in a bird sanctuary.

Kick Boxing

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Thai Kick Boxing was the new rage at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above, Cecil is scoring points as his opponent cowers. the Face of Everyman is momentarily distracted as his whole body is shaken by borborygmus. Was it the bagel & lox he had for breakfast?

Indiana Jones

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It was a dark and stormy night . . . Indiana Jones was able to free bonds and escape. Once clear of the Temple of Doom he made his way to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luck was with our hero. A tropical down pour worked in his favor; security forces would be huddled indoors trying to stay dry. He turned away from the camera to retain his night vision. At that moment a familiar voice, the Face of Everyman, spoke: “Hi Indy.” “Long time no see.”

Freeloaders

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The arrival of the Fall Equinox required another Feral Pigeon Report to the local Audubon office near the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their numbers had swelled; many claimed to be emigres from the vast wildfire zones. Of course, the Face of Everyman recognized several as year round drop-in guests and freeloaders.

Lab Rat

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Bosworth was mortified to learn that he would not be asked to return to prestigious Laboratory for Mammalian Studies. He loved that easy life: good food, pass a few challenging tests and spend the rest of the time swapping lies with fellow inmates. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had long been the recruiting source. the Face of Everyman helped by vetting worthy candidates. Bosworth just might switch careers. The Law seemed popular. Everyman recommended LSAT Prep. He had an opening in his night class.