Field Strip

The County Chain Gang had been assigned to clean up the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa after the storm.  But, as usual, they left a bigger mess.  Seen above is a frequent and prominent guest picking his way thru tobacco shreds after the smokers had been instructed to field strip their cigarettes and leave no trace of the butts. the Face of Everyman regretted that he had invented the filter tip.


Shriver returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa after his brief stint in the Peace Corps.  It seems he didn’t fit in well with the Flamingos he was assigned to mentor.  He told the Face of Everyman that he thought it best to resign.  His next assignment was to be six months in the Antarctic teaching Penguins to fly.  He found himself at lose ends.