Lovelace the Elder mused as to how the mighty had fallen as he observed a couple scavenging for seeds meant for songbirds. The poet looked to the Face of Everyman for answers as to how these two had fallen on hard times and were now homeless in this land of bounty: the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage passed the blame on to the kindly ol’ pensioner. Where will “the buck” stop?
Skinny-Dipping
It was a quiet dawn at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Colton tried to control his impure thoughts; but, never-the-less he couldn’t resist the urge to go skinny-dipping. the Face of Everyman could only roll his eyes at such exhibitionism and drift back into a sound sleep. 
Crash Landings
Spectators at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were powerless to leap to safety as Mervin attempted another landing. the Face of Everyman made a mental note to find time to discuss the elements of landings and takeoffs with that young fledgling.
Veruca
Veruca took one look at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and declared that she wanted it all. the Face of Everyman awoke from his nap, startled and knew at once that he had an over indulged fledgling on his hands. As one might expect; her parents were not to be seen.
Blessed
Mom dropped lil’ Blessed off in the vicinity of the Face of Everyman while she shopped the Arcade of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Blessed was proud of the beginnings of his new antlers. The venerable sage was a bit cool and distant; after all he wasn’t about to become Mr. Daycare unless it could be profitable.
Wishes
Inexplicably the enormous pumps at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had ceased. An engineer was called to find and correct the cause as the tide slowly ebbed. With the help of the Face of Everyman loss of aquatic life was averted. Meanwhile the venerable sage was able to collect $1.98 in change tossed into the depths by guests making wishes.
Angelica
Few at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took notice of Angelica as she was called home to begin training as a Guardian Angel. the Face of Everyman reckoned that she was the third this quarter. He wasn’t sure if he should count the Dove taken by the Raptor. He left that cell on his spread sheet open for now; until confirmation. 
Job Fair
Renaldo was first in line for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Job Fair. the Face of Everyman scanned Renaldo’s impressive resume’. He is a drummer for one of the top garage bands in the village. He has his own house; a foreclosure from a Screech Owl. He doesn’t migrate; so he could work each season unless he was dating seriously. The venerable sage put this eager youngster on retainer until an opening came up.
Haunted Gig
From the very depths of Hell a fearsome sea creature rose to speak to the Face of Everyman about Halloween bookings and arrangements at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His agent had booked him into the Haunted House from six till twelve but now the union folks at SAG were limiting him to three hours stage time. “Will the nine till midnight spot work for you?”
Theremin
The last audition for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa musical extravaganza was a shy local who would play the Theremin with her own rendition of “Over the Rainbow”. the Face of Everyman always had a soft spot in his heart for Judy Garland tunes.
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