To measure the effectiveness of the catch and release program in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; the Face of Everyman began a census of the marauding raccoons. Hopefully fewer gardens would be destroyed by their foraging. Mom and her three Kitts could find new homes in the forest.
An angry crowd gathered outside the boundaries of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa demanding more birdseed be made available. What was the Face of Everyman to do? Open the reserve granaries? Those were kept in case of famine. Besides Raccoon weren’t birds.
Mom with three of her five Kits caught on camera as they scurry to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Foreign Press has started to label her: “The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe” after the early English nursery rhyme. She is seldom seen with all five kits in tow. the Face of Everyman has scolded her about exercising more parental control. Easy for him to say.
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