American Goldfinch

Watching those medical ads of TV was too much for Rupert’s system. He tested positive at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa clinic for every skin malady from herpes to shingles. the Face of Everyman made sure he was given a room without TV.

Melvin spoke out about the unjust reasoning behind the Face of Everyman depriving songbirds of scattered seed just to thwart the glutinous pigeons. The venerable sage felt as though the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was spiraling into chaos.

With the freeloading pigeon population reduced, the Face of Everyman felt vindicated about his no scattered birdseed policy. The return of the Wild Canaries to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was proof enough.

Armstrong felt of his class when he booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Few of his kind seemed present. He asked the Face of Everyman if he thought of him as among the hoi polloi.

It was important to defend your territory even if it was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman knew it wouldn’t last long and that these two would soon forget their differences.

Stanley was mortified. His first blind date at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and his mating colors slipped like a bad troupe. the Face of Everyman hopped that wasn’t going to be a trend. Population numbers had been slipping.

Pamela and Pricilla weren’t sure that they wanted to bathe with that guy staring at them. The waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were open to all, but . . . the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what to say.

Each suitor sang his courting song as best as he could. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was filled with ardent males ready to build nests. the Face of Everyman looked forward to when this cacophony would end.

Like many guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Curious George wanted to know the source of the scared waters. the Face of Everyman hopped that one look would be enough.

No matter how wary and elusive he was the markings of this Wild Canary were easily spotted on the CCTV security camera of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hopped that this heralded the beginning of Spring.