Shangri-La

Waldo was the first to arrive at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in the annual race from somewhere in Mexico to Shangri-La. He arrived in full mating colors and posed for a magazine cover shot with the Face of Everyman.

Pronoun?

As it turns out, the venerable sage had thought that this bird migrated South to Mexico. But, no, it roams the western part of its territory and stays close to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Because of the dramatic change in Winter coloring the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure which pronoun to use in addressing this visitor.

TV

Watching those medical ads of TV was too much for Rupert’s system. He tested positive at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa clinic for every skin malady from herpes to shingles. the Face of Everyman made sure he was given a room without TV.

Chaos

Melvin spoke out about the unjust reasoning behind the Face of Everyman depriving songbirds of scattered seed just to thwart the glutinous pigeons. The venerable sage felt as though the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was spiraling into chaos.

Return

With the freeloading pigeon population reduced, the Face of Everyman felt vindicated about his no scattered birdseed policy. The return of the Wild Canaries to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was proof enough.