Body Ink

Sonny was out of prison and eager to show off his new ink to all who could admire the beauty of the new lines. He was doubly pleased that his release was in time for him to display the skeleton like qualities as a Halloween costume. the Face of Everyman wasn’t into large body tattoos but folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were curious about a lot of things.

Back Stroke

Bernie amazed his friends with his new found skills. Seen above, he is demonstrating the back stroke on the placid waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hoped that there was still time to enter this young athlete in the FINA World Cup of Disciplined Swimming. If eligible, Bernie could compete in Abu Dhabi this December and Tokyo next Summer.

Quick Study

The debate had been screened on the enormous jumbotron at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Vincent, a normally mild sort, was quick to put Draco, the village bully, in his place using techniques learned that evening. The next debates promised not to be the side show like the first, instead, the Face of Everyman decided to show re-runs of popular telenovelas. What’s not to like about love, intrigue and betrayal. He hoped that Univision was still available on his cable plan.

Rumor

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was rife with rumors. the Face of Everyman had placed orders for all manner of political signs, banners and even straw boaters. Yet, nothing had shown up. Could this be part of a much larger scheme to suppress voting. There seemed no way to quell the mis-information and quiet the unrest among the guests.

Cadaver

Even though the kindly ol’ pensioner had removed the cadaver hours ago; every guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa couldn’t help but scan the waters to assure themselves that there weren’t more ill-starred souls beneath the waves. the Face of Everyman refused to offer any details. The village weekly would have a feature article he assured one and all.

Speculators

The baseless rumor that the Face of Everyman was placing large tracts of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on the real estate market brought out land speculators by the dozens. Before sundown some were offering homesteads, others cemetery plots. One had quickly drawn up plans for a drive-in movie theater. It was worst than Tulip mania and the bubble soon burst.

CDC

Confused by Federal Guidelines most guests left their masks behind. the Face of Everyman, fearing that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would become the new hot spot in this paradise of resorts tried to hand out masks. There were few takers.

Class Reunion

The Class Reunion left a lot to be desired. Social distancing kept the usual hugs and tears from happening. 2019 had been a great year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Guests shared family statistics and travel highlights while flocking. the Face of Everyman was the Master of Ceremonies but even he ran short of banter. The event was over by sundown.