Quinn brought his young son Archer to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to see the sights and ride the Ferris wheel. Except that he was a week early. The circus had not yet arrived. They settled for a portrait shot of father and son taken by the Face of Everyman.


Finsterwald had observed that the dating pool was getting smaller and smaller. Fewer of his ilk had booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa this year. the Face of Everyman off handily remarked that his numbers approached being added to the Endangered Species List. If that happened there were at least three federal forms to be submitted just for dating. Two more if there were eggs and six more if there were hatchlings. Most likely paper work would be the demise of the American Goldfinch.

Black Magic

Merlin was asked to return the Face of Everyman to his normal position. The famed magician called upon all the supernatural forces in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to reset the venerable sage. Observers were in awe when this force of black magic was unleashed. Merlin took a bow in response to the applause from the audience.


Terrence spent hours making sure that his toupee was on straight. Few guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were aware of his recent bout with alopecia. the Face of Everyman, himself suffering from male pattern baldness, always commensurated.

Online Dating

Radcliffe always bought the premium package when it came to the online dating site. Glamor shots brought higher attention to his profile. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided the perfect backdrop. the Face of Everyman lent a certain gravitas.


Lester had rehearsed his proposal a hundred times; yet, he was tongue tied when the moment arrived. It was a perfect setting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Elizabeth filled in the missing words and the Face of Everyman helped him overcome his stutter.

Cape Disappointment

Emory suffered yet another disappointment when the Face of Everyman told him that Abigail had flown on to Canada with a flock of strong flyers. What had became of their dreams of raising a family in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Next he learned that nesting rates had gone up 20% since last year.


Ernie felt the crushing blow of coming in 2nd in a race where no prize was given for second best. The flight up from Tampico had been uneventful and he felt that victory was assured. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was the annual goal. From there into Canada for nesting. the Face of Everyman thought about counseling the youngster; but, to what avail. A nap was more important.

A Good Omen

There would be plenty of free drinks tonight as Oswald was presented the coveted Speed-man Trophy. He was the first to arrive at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as part of the Spring migration. Being in full mating colors was an added bonus; his name would be etched on the cup. the Face of Everyman knew that this was an omen of full bookings till Fall.