Bertram was on a path of discovery. All things great and small in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were examined closely. Seen above Bertram seeks to discover the origins of the Spring of Eternal Giving. The venerable sage refused to answer any questions. Such secrets were safe with the Face of Everyman until the end of time.

Pool Hustlers

Fast Eddie and his team were booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They were a traveling act demonstrating their skills at impossible pool shots. the Face of Everyman recalled his days on the pool hustler circuit. His moniker had been Eight Ball. Those are bitter sweet memories.


the Face of Everyman had done so many engagement photos that he was running out of good light for photography. It was a land office business, booking reception venues, caterers, weddings and photos. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would beat Wall Street expectations for 2nd and 3rd quarter earnings. The venerable sage could savor that Golden Handshake even now.


Nesting time always brought with it territorialism. Each songbird wanted to claim the magical pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman exhausted himself trying to resolve these differences. He tried to nap over the cacophony of hurled insults and challenges.


The Bergdorf Twins were back for another summer of fun in the Pacific Northwest. They booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for the full season. the Face of Everyman hoped that this time they stayed out of trouble.


Robby tried to keep his voice as even as possible. “Why no. This isn’t a Clown costume. Why do you ask?” He responded. New guests appeared every day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and their inter actions never failed to amaze the Face of Everyman.

Body Ink

Sonny was out of prison and eager to show off his new ink to all who could admire the beauty of the new lines. He was doubly pleased that his release was in time for him to display the skeleton like qualities as a Halloween costume. the Face of Everyman wasn’t into large body tattoos but folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were curious about a lot of things.

Back Stroke

Bernie amazed his friends with his new found skills. Seen above, he is demonstrating the back stroke on the placid waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hoped that there was still time to enter this young athlete in the FINA World Cup of Disciplined Swimming. If eligible, Bernie could compete in Abu Dhabi this December and Tokyo next Summer.

Quick Study

The debate had been screened on the enormous jumbotron at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Vincent, a normally mild sort, was quick to put Draco, the village bully, in his place using techniques learned that evening. The next debates promised not to be the side show like the first, instead, the Face of Everyman decided to show re-runs of popular telenovelas. What’s not to like about love, intrigue and betrayal. He hoped that Univision was still available on his cable plan.