American Robin

Chadwick liked to make Voodoo Moves on unsuspecting guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to discourage this behavior.

Murphy discovered that walking on water wasn’t as easy as he thought. There were some scary moments at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to call nine-one-one if there was no need.

After a hard day of foraging for worms Clatsop felt that he had earned a bath. The soothing waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided welcome relief for aching muscles and mud-soaked feathers. the Face of Everyman had mixed feelings about mud in his pristine waters.

A blush of Robins stormed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman welcomed there arrival but not their destructiveness of the well-manicured lawns.

An engineer from the village came over to inspect the flooding of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He left before the Face of Everyman could ask him anything. Where is FEMA?

Gale force winds couldn’t stop Rusty from getting a bath before voting. The polls were open at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was up early and needed a nap already.

Robby had the place to himself. He could splash as much as he wanted. Who would leave this paradise to spend winter in the southland? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had everything you could want. Splash! Splash! the Face of Everyman never liked that part.

Randolf was chagrined to realize that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Breakfast Club didn’t meet on Mondays. Furthermore, the Face of Everyman was a poor substitute for pancakes and an erudite conversation.

Clayton anxiously awaited the coffee bar opening. This dawn patrol gig was hard to do without that first cup. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered the only source for miles around. the Face of Everyman commiserated; both had to wait.