the Face of Everyman often disparaged the ebullience of youth. Seen above, these Robins are finding true joy in bathing in the world renown waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage wouldn’t mind so much if they didn’t splash water into his eyes.


the Face of Everyman was always pleased when youngsters showed up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa eager to start classes at the Montietorkie school. Applicable CDC guidelines were being followed scrupulously. Schools spirits ran high.

Marti Gras

The Marti Gras parade had been cancelled; at least for this year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Renee wasn’t about to let a year’s worth of design and construction of an elaborate costume go unseen. the Face of Everyman witnessed a blinding flash of crimson as Renee took to the skies in an act of defiance.


Benchley was never sure of the protocol at such times as these. He needed a bath after a day of digging worms; but the little guy was here first. The social distancing rule was rigidly adhered to at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman couldn’t arbitrate this social impasse as he was sound asleep.


The Addison Brothers have chosen the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the best place to open a bicycle shop. They asked the Face of Everyman to recommend the best commercial spots in this vast wooded paradise. There didn’t seem to be many bike paths. Would this prove to be a problem?

New Years

Father Robin was booking into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as New Year’s Eve was upon us. He asked the Face of Everyman for a quiet roosting spot. After all, he had to be up early to catch the first worm of the New Year.


A lone Robin stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on his way South. Normally considered in the banana belt of the Pacific Flyway, this fabled land was losing its cachet as a winter retreat. As ice started to form the Face of Everyman tried to apologize for the weather and offered the visitor a reduced rate for a three night stay.