Feed Me!

Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa there reverberated a cacophony of cries to be fed. the Face of Everyman was concerned about the overtaxed Moms. The venerable sage looked forward to the resumption of the free school lunch program.

Splish, Splash

As usual it was a robin who had to wake the Face of Everyman with some fool folderol about bathing at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the background the venerable sage could hear that old rock & roll hit:”Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath”. Sometimes he hated it when others were happy this early in the morning.

Last Rites?

Father Robin rushed to the side of his old friend the Face of Everyman expecting to administer last rites. Instead the venerable sage was in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Clinic, sitting up in bed enjoying a bowl of Jello. He was released to light duty shortly thereafter.

Adage

Elrod hated the old adage that the early bird gets the worm. He has spent countless hours rising before dawn just to catch a few measly worms. He sought counsel from the Face of Everyman but that would mean that he would wake the venerable sage. So, while the rest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa slept soundly, Elrod was vigilant.

Spring

Father Robin returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Inasmuch as Robins were known to herald Spring he had planned his sermon to address the guests about the rebirth of nature. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to tell him that the chapel had been recently converted to house refugees.

Flood Watch

A flood watch was established as a new storm front swept in to inundate the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was worried as bookings sank to a new low. If this kept up he’d have to pay the staff in IOUs.

Golf?

The championship golf team of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa met before dawn. They hoped that the greens thawed by tee time. the Face of Everyman awoke long enough to give them a hint: reschedule for Sunday 9 AM.