Chatsworth was paid hansomely to endorse Mosquito Chips seen here in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman believed strongly in pest eradiction.
Mosquitoes
Flash
Father Robin (the circuit rider preacher) always tried to make a dramatic entrance to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He thought it increased the Sunday turn-out, more confessions and the size of the tithe. the Face of Everyman thought it stole some of his own Thunder.
Coffee delayed
Tempers flared as the coffee cart was delayed while the caffeine brewed. The day was off to a bad start in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to make amends by offering the second cup for free.
Hobbyist
Once again, the Face of Everyman composed an artsy fartsy photo for peer review. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered unlimited opportunities. He took Honorable Mention in hobbyist category.
Voodoo Moves
Chadwick liked to make Voodoo Moves on unsuspecting guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to discourage this behavior.
Nine-One-One
Murphy discovered that walking on water wasn’t as easy as he thought. There were some scary moments at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to call nine-one-one if there was no need.
Pristine waters
After a hard day of foraging for worms Clatsop felt that he had earned a bath. The soothing waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided welcome relief for aching muscles and mud-soaked feathers. the Face of Everyman had mixed feelings about mud in his pristine waters.
Blush
A blush of Robins stormed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman welcomed there arrival but not their destructiveness of the well-manicured lawns.
Flood
An engineer from the village came over to inspect the flooding of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He left before the Face of Everyman could ask him anything. Where is FEMA?
Vote
Gale force winds couldn’t stop Rusty from getting a bath before voting. The polls were open at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was up early and needed a nap already.
