American Robin

the Face of Everyman had hoped for Peace in our time, but, no, a flock of Robins flew in to stage their corporate retreat at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Could they ever settle down?

As ice began forming in the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the Face of Everyman was forced to turn ON the pond heater. Too many complaints were bad for business.

You could lead Baby Huey to water, but you couldn’t make him bathe. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa let parents handle this problem on their own. the Face of Everyman had advertised for a position as Water Counsellor, but hiring was put off till next season.

If there was anything Mullard hated it was frivolity, especially here in the war-torn Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman awoke at the suggestion that this vast estate was under siege.

The Robin made a low-ball offer to remove the Fall leaves from the public spaces of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman usually waited until after Halloween before inking a contract. Winds usually did a fair job of clean up beforehand.

Alas, no sooner had a few Robins appeared than a family squabble broke out. This was not condoned at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman used his stern voice to reprimand them.

The storm warning flags had been up all day; in advance of daily activities in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman coached one guest thru a scary landing.

Barney came to court in a cheap suit and tried to plead poverty. The Judge of the circuit court of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would hear none of his theatrics; the fine was doubled. the Face of Everyman was in complete agreement to whatever.

Today the Flock did not gather for one of Father Robin’s sermons at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Instead, the morning was spent in a quiet chat with the Face of Everyman.

Little Baxter was conflicted. Should he be gathering nesting material or was it alright to play? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered both opportunities. the Face of Everyman assured him that at his age it was okay to play.