Splash?

An intense heat wave was bringing sweltering temperatures to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had to deny any requests from the Plus Sized Ladies to splash in the pool. He could only recommend the deep shade of the near by forests.

New Growth

Arnold claimed the jackpot on the betting pool held annually at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The first yearling to show a new growth of antlers could claim the prize. the Face of Everyman would care for his Tesla until Arnold passed his driving test.

Plus Size

The Plus Size ladies were back in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa after being sequestered in the high country; some acting as mid-wives. the Face of Everyman hadn’t seen a fawn as yet; but, any day now he’d be asked to baby sit one of those spotted rascals. He tried to say “No”, but he was a push over for the big eyes and long lashes.

Gender

Oswald was a strong advocate of gender identification and refused to knock off his pitiful antlers. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was home to many Bucks who gratefully removed their antlers as a gesture of peace in our time. the Face of Everyman tried to instill this thought in Oswald; without luck.

Oh, Sob

It was an ugly sight. The corn set out to ferment by the Face of Everyman was to become the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa private label whiskey. Instead the Plus Sized people were devouring every kernel. The venerable sage sobbed quietly the rest of the day.

Clinic

The Clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa operated under strict guidelines. A photo of the injury or loss must be submitted to the medical insurance firm at the time of treatment. The best Billy Bob could do was present a pix from this morning’s security camera. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to do more. Loss of one antler was no big deal in this neck of the woods.

Bankruptcy

Some of the “extras” from the now defunct production company “Foggy Bottoms Films” came looking for their paychecks. the Face of Everyman had to tell them to come back Friday. The bankruptcy court had not determined how much to pay them.

Plus Sized

As the official scribe of a Blog about birds the Face of Everyman was chagrined to wake up and find four of the Plus sized beasts devouring the morning ration of bird seed. If actions like this were tolerated for much longer the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa might lose their World Heritage Site designation.

ADA

Baxter was upset. Once again some four legged doofus pushed aside a disabled person to get at the corn subsidy set out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Sisters of Charity. Crippled since birth Baxter knew his rights under the ADA. He engaged the Face of Everyman to act as his agent and attorney.

Antlers

Arnold was back for his weekly visit with the Face of Everyman. No where in the whole of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was there an animal so insecure as Arnold. He sought reassurance that his antlers had grown. The venerable sage was reluctant to admit the truth: Major pieces had broken off and the poor boy had even less to be proud of this week.