Ideas

Willow came by to ask the Face of Everyman to count her spots. He’d never been asked before and was reluctant to start a new trend. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was full of newborns with cockamamie ideas.

Sibs

The twins came by to have their baby pictures taken. They were the first fawns of the year and were front page stuff as far as the Face of Everyman was concerned. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was enjoying a rising population.

Twins!

Mom brought her newborn twins by to see the sanctuary of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This is where they were to hunker down and remain till she returned. the Face of Everyman welcomed the new family.

Antlers?

Hunter Camera

Bucky came by to show off his new beginnings. Surely others would follow. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hand many young males and the Face of Everyman would have to complement each new set of antlers.

Barren

Esmarelda tried to walk-off her resentment towards her sisters in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. While she was here alone, they were off in the forest having darling little twins. the Face of Everyman always resented fawning season: he was always asked to babysit. No fawn had been sighted yet.

Dregs

Even Bambi’s Aunt Edna couldn’t stomach three-day old rain soaked chile laced birdseed. She left it for the songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure he would wholesale off the remainder.

Surprise

Calliope was startled by the IR light. Little did she know that image would now appear on TicToc; followed by millions. It was the thing the Face of Everyman feared most: uncontrolled crowds trampling the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Perhaps ICE need a new target.

Contorted

Arnold felt like the cow with a crumpled horn in the rhyme of “These is the house that Jack built”. His once majestic four-point rack was now two points and a gnarled, twisted other. His case seemed singular to the Face of Everyman, none other had been seen in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.