Big Guy held still trying not to blink. This photo was for the cover of his dating catalog, published weekly in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It could be found elsewhere in the environs. It was only after the usual press run that it was noticed by the Face of Everyman that in the background unmistakenly was that notorious lay about Not-Our-Cat. Stuff happens.
Elizabeth-Rose had no idea peanuts were this good. She thought that only elephants and monkeys fancied them. the Face of Everyman gritted his teeth. The peanuts were meant for the Crows. Alas, nothing ever went as planned in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
An awkward moment in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as a scavenger Deer tries to brush passed the Kindle Ol’ Pensioner and feast on birdseed. the Face of Everyman had sharp words for this type of behavior.
As usual, a day late and a dollar short Sparky missed his chance to meet a new princess. the Face of Everyman was tired of arranging blind dates for awkward your bucks. After all the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was big enough for many chance encounters.
What looked like a bar of soap suddenly appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Big Guy took it upon himself to examine it. the Face of Everyman always worried at times like this.
Mom and the Twins enjoy a snack at the expense of the Songbirds. No one left the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hungry. the Face of Everyman was proud of his record as a host.
Tuppence wasn’t sure that she had ever seen such a thing before. It was a “Wasp-a-nator”. A fake wasp’s nest to discourage real wasps from nesting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman put great store in such natural methods of pest control.
Bobby could feel his antlers starting to grow. This seemed untimely as it was near the end of rutting season in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman could offer no advice; just watch and wait.
After pouring through thousands of images, it became obvious that Bambi’s Aunt Edna was responsible for knocking the Goddess from her pedestal in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman sought an immediate apology.
Always in the dating scene Big Guy was constantly preening himself. He had a few cowlicks that wouldn’t stay down. He turned to the Face of Everyman for advice. Where in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could he find good grooming?
