Mephistopheles spent most of his day in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Casino. He had no nest to help build. His mate laid her eggs in the nest of others to raise. the Face of Everyman never liked that scheme.
the Face of Everyman viewed with alarm the meeting of these rogues in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Each was sharing stories of how they convinced their hosts that they belonged in that nest.
This fugitive from justice was an annual visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman planned to hang this photo in the post office as part of the Ten Most Wanted. The venerable sage “dropped a dime” on this guy to the local FBI field office.
It was a sure sign of nesting season for the songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa when the evil Brown Headed Cowbird showed up. It irked the face of Everyman that this parasite enjoyed his larder.
The venerable sage awoke to find himself surrounded by a cluster of the dreaded parasite birds. No nest was safe from these unscrupulous demons. the Face of Everyman noted in his log the year by year increase of these birds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He lit a votive candle for the songbird Mothers who would lose their offspring this season to the murderous tactics of these monsters.
the Face of Everyman was surprised that this low-life parasite would comply with the automated warning used at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to: “Mind the gap.” Nevertheless he was pleased.
If there was anybody that could spoil a nice sunny day it was the sight of this parasite seeking to lay their eggs in the nest of some unsuspecting guest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman shuddered to think of the lost lives of songbirds due to this predator.
Bradley was ready to retire and put down roots. No more following herds across the plains and meadows. He approached the Face of Everyman for advice about long term leases in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Well, there were one or two time shares the venerable sage could offer but nothing too permanent. Bradley feigned interest and later checked Craig’s List.
A notorious pair, Bonnie and Clyde, stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, to upgrade their wanted poster photos. the Face of Everyman was more than happy to oblige. There was a bit of the gangsta in the venerable sage.
the Face of Everyman tried to pretend that he was asleep; but that wouldn’t work with this guy. He was insistent that he see the guest register for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage knew his game: lay eggs in the nest of others. He and his Lady would enjoy Spring time fun while others did the heavy lifting of parenthood.