Johnny Dark Eyes was released from two weeks quarantine and incarceration at the village pet store. He returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to discover he was the proud father of a Brown Headed Cow Bird. the Face of Everyman suggested that J join a local support group on the “Love, Care and Feeding of Parasitic Foster Hatchlings”. As a typical rogue and scofflaw he approached parenting head on … “Boy could Baby Huey put away the chow!”
Madge kept a watchful eye out for prospective hosts who would give her eggs a good home and proper rearing. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was an ideal location for such encounters. She honestly tried to be fair about imposing her eggs and brood on unsuspecting young Moms of other breeds whose instincts told them that any egg in their nest was to become a hatchling to be loved. the Face of Everyman tried to adopt a broader and more worldly view of such unconscionable deception.
the Face of Everyman always felt queasy when approached by a member of this species. Why did they have license to lay eggs in other’s nests; then move on? Shouldn’t there be a “Sin Tax” on this behavior, however normal? The venerable sage would propose re-instituting the “Neighborhood Watch” at the next meeting of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa HOA. https://tinyurl.com/yccsqrh5 Link takes you off site.
Each Spring at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa appear two classes of birds: the parasitic Brown-headed Cowbird and unsuspecting honest tax paying Warbler. Seen above on security camera footage are Sonny and Madge; prolific Cowbirds. They’re watching to see where a Warbler couple will nest. At each established nest, Madge will leave one or more of her eggs. Unsuspecting Warblers will raise the oversized Cowbird hatchling often at the expense of their own offspring. the Face of Everyman had circulated a petition against such unconscionable activity; but had failed to get the necessary signatures. He pondered mass tort litigation.
The DNA evidence was clear. The unnatural coupling of a European Starling and a Brown-headed Cowbird had produced a grotesque offspring. The Mom’s Father was fit to be tied. Renaldo hung his head; his command of English was poor but he understood every word of the diatribe. There seemed no solution but to notify the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Office of Health and Avian Services and place the fledgling up for adoption.