Brown-headed Cowbird

“Oh, oh” breathed the Face of Everyman. The parasites were back to the normally quiet Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Was there no justice anymore?

The dreaded parasite birds had returned to the tranquil Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman knew that untold families would unknowingly raise these demons offspring.

Security cameras caught a secret conclave of Brown Headed Cow Birds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman overheard their leader outline the strategy to overwhelm the nesting songbirds.

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The parasite birds were beginning to worry about finding other’s nests in which to lay their eggs. Sheila scanned the sky hopping to spot a songbird headed home to nest. This time of year, carried a tragic toll on life in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was powerless to stop it.

After a brief pause these parasites returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen here plotting their next escapade. the Face of Everyman was duty bound to treat them the same as others.

the Face of Everyman viewed with alarm the return of this parasite to the peaceful Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. After a few moments he activated the klaxon ordering guests to shelter in place.

It was noted with scorn that the parasitic bird had arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa this early in the season. the Face of Everyman had nothing but disdain for this creature.