Beasts

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the Face of Everyman held his breath and remained as still as possible as the well dressed marauder sniffed out fermenting grain and discarded cat food. Increasingly the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa came under attack from unleashed dogs. Being a World Heritage Site meant nothing to these untutored beasts.

Scofflaw

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Once again the off leash scofflaw returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Guests were ordered to shelter in place while management and the Face of Everyman formulated a plan to drive the intruder away.

Marauder

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Security forces never slept as long as off leash marauders roamed at will across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was certain that this creature would return. A full set of facial recognition image algorithms were prepared.

Trash Dog I

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Outer perimeter sensors detected a behemoth intruding the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Headquarters assigned an identifier of Trash Dog I.  At 4:26 AM Code Red shelter in place was set in motion.  In the morning the kindly old pensioner picked up the half-dozen cat food cans this monster had licked clean, then scattered.  the Face of Everyman was asked to determine the legality of his dog tags.

Service Animal

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the Face of Everyman tried to explain to Scrappy that he was unsuitable for the job.  The Ad on Craig’s List was for a Service Animal that would remain in the grand lobby of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and provide comfort to those guests in distress.  The venerable sage pointed out that, by the cut of his jib, he was best at catching rats, mice and gophers.  This job would go to someone more docile; perhaps a Lab or a Golden Retriever.  Scrappy went home and put his collar on in order to look more respectable for his next job interview.  Luckily all his shots were up to date.