Returns

This wasn’t the homecoming Elizbeth was expecting. The tide was out; the pumps had stopped. Was her Montetorkie school still standing? She asked the Face of Everman if her old job was still available. The school board was awaiting the outcome of the Midterms. Was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ever going to return to its previous glory?

Thrist

Elizabeth was closing her classroom at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie school for the of school year. She felt the need of a Long Island Iced Tea to quench her thirst. the Face of Everyman suggested that she limit herself to one.

Teacher

Elizabeth was back at the Montietorkie School at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to see if she still had a job. She had had a run-in with her boss. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her. Teachers were hard to find these days; even those of her quick temper.

Bozo

Elizabeth had agreed to meet Barry for lunch at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He had arrived earlier and was now soaking wet. His profile didn’t say anything about him being a bozo. the Face of Everyman had trouble keeping up with her dating failures.

Iced Tea

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie School graduation ceremonies were about to begin. Elizabeth had been asked to present the awards. She asked the Face of Everyman if he thought it alright for her to have one Long Island Iced Tea before. He wisely cautioned against it.

Masks

Elizabeth arrived early to prepare her classroom at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montietorkie School. Because she wore a mask it went without saying that all of her students would be required to mask up and maintain social distancing. the Face of Everyman knew better than to confront Elizabeth on this issue.

Amicus Curiae

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Appeals Court had been session for weeks hearing the one case that turned on a moot point. The petitioners wanted to uphold a law that every song bird should wear a mask even when this emergency was over. the Face of Everyman in his now famous act of Amicus Curiae offered a win-win solution.