Amicus Curiae

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Appeals Court had been session for weeks hearing the one case that turned on a moot point. The petitioners wanted to uphold a law that every song bird should wear a mask even when this emergency was over. the Face of Everyman in his now famous act of Amicus Curiae offered a win-win solution.

Phantom

To little Jimmy this creature alighting was evil, and surely a sign of death. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had it’s share of unworldly figures but this one was hard to beat. Nearby Exeter castle was the source of rumors about this phantom. the Face of Everyman liked to keep the idea alive by resurrecting this image when there were no others around to witness his long running joke.

Berry Shop

the Face of Everyman could see disappointment written on the faces of these two weary travelers when they learned that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s only Berry Shop didn’t open until the weekend. He suggested that they visit the nearby meadows for a few emerging insects.

Montetorkie School

Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa early to check on her stimulus check and to pick up her laptop for home schooling this new semester. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her actually; his ad on Craig’s List for teachers had produced no candidates. He felt compelled to remind her about the potency of Long Island Teas.

Mail Call

Elizabeth stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check on her mail. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her. He reminded Elizabeth that the Montetorkie School may open in March. “Bring a mask.” he added.

Mosquitoes

Elizabeth was fit to be tied; some fool Mosquito Control Officer had dumped thuringiensis bits into her drinking water. As her ire increased, everyone tried to look away. the Face of Everyman was quick to blame safety policies put in place by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Check?

Elizabeth was back to protest the opening of the Montetorkie School for full-time students of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She wanted her stimulus check as well. the Face of Everyman tried to assure her that there was no check and that management would continue to with hold her payroll taxes. A Long Island Iced Tea might soothe her rage.

Fake News

Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to prepare her classroom for the up coming school year. Little Ms Henny Penny was her new teaching assistant. “Good Grief”, thought the Face of Everyman, “Let’s hope we don’t start hearing fake news that sky is falling”.

Glamour Shots

the face of Everyman was offering free glamour shots for Montetorkie School grads with a 4.0 GPA. Temperance had her hair styled just before commencement. Boys posed with a Frisbee or Lacrosse stick. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wasn’t sure that there would be a Fall semester. One best get their photo before Summer lock down.

Largess

Elizabeth stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check her mail. She was most pleased to find her stimulus check, state unemployment check, federal unemployment check and the prepaid debit card. “Wow!”, that’s more than a years teaching wages at the Montetorkie school. the Face of Everyman shuddered, yet opened the Lounge an hour early to accommodate returning guests and old employees. He had a keen eye for profit.