Elizabeth had agreed to meet Barry for lunch at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He had arrived earlier and was now soaking wet. His profile didn’t say anything about him being a bozo. the Face of Everyman had trouble keeping up with her dating failures.

Iced Tea

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie School graduation ceremonies were about to begin. Elizabeth had been asked to present the awards. She asked the Face of Everyman if he thought it alright for her to have one Long Island Iced Tea before. He wisely cautioned against it.


Elizabeth arrived early to prepare her classroom at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montietorkie School. Because she wore a mask it went without saying that all of her students would be required to mask up and maintain social distancing. the Face of Everyman knew better than to confront Elizabeth on this issue.

Amicus Curiae

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Appeals Court had been session for weeks hearing the one case that turned on a moot point. The petitioners wanted to uphold a law that every song bird should wear a mask even when this emergency was over. the Face of Everyman in his now famous act of Amicus Curiae offered a win-win solution.


To little Jimmy this creature alighting was evil, and surely a sign of death. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had it’s share of unworldly figures but this one was hard to beat. Nearby Exeter castle was the source of rumors about this phantom. the Face of Everyman liked to keep the idea alive by resurrecting this image when there were no others around to witness his long running joke.

Berry Shop

the Face of Everyman could see disappointment written on the faces of these two weary travelers when they learned that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s only Berry Shop didn’t open until the weekend. He suggested that they visit the nearby meadows for a few emerging insects.

Montetorkie School

Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa early to check on her stimulus check and to pick up her laptop for home schooling this new semester. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her actually; his ad on Craig’s List for teachers had produced no candidates. He felt compelled to remind her about the potency of Long Island Teas.

Mail Call

Elizabeth stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check on her mail. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her. He reminded Elizabeth that the Montetorkie School may open in March. “Bring a mask.” he added.


Elizabeth was fit to be tied; some fool Mosquito Control Officer had dumped thuringiensis bits into her drinking water. As her ire increased, everyone tried to look away. the Face of Everyman was quick to blame safety policies put in place by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.


Elizabeth was back to protest the opening of the Montetorkie School for full-time students of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She wanted her stimulus check as well. the Face of Everyman tried to assure her that there was no check and that management would continue to with hold her payroll taxes. A Long Island Iced Tea might soothe her rage.