Polar Club

The Polar Club was supposed to meet at 9:00. Only Johnny Dark Eyes showed. The other members must have partied too much at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa New Year’s Eve Ball. the Face of Everyman refused to give back the club’s event deposit.

Ice Rink

As the water level receded Johnny Dark Eyes gave frequent reports to the Face of Everyman. It may be time to turn the pumps at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Adequate water was needed to create the ice rink for afternoon skating.

Parole

Johnny Dark Eyes was out of prison on a parole. The warden of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa knew prison was but a revolving door to the likes of Johnny. He’d be back in no time. the Face of Everyman had his own ideas of were Johnny’s problem lay.

Pin Boy?

Milquist was thinking of applying for the position of pin boy at the new Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bowling alley. He ran it by the Face of Everyman who shot down the whole idea. The venerable sage was hardheadedly against Songbirds working when they should be having families.

Bit-coin Scam

Johnny Dark Eyes was back at his old haunts in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This time he was trying to work his Bit-coin scam on the Face of Everyman. Luckily for the venerable sage he had just finished a correspondence course on Crypto Currencies and could fend off the glib words of this fast talking salesman.

Spring Break

Well, it’s been a quiet week in Lake Woe . . . Spring break didn’t bring the wild times Talbot pictured in his mind when he booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that AAA had voted the resort as the most straight laced destination on the Pacific flyway three years running.

Valentines Day

Johnny Dark Eyes was back and needed a Valentines card as soon as possible. He had checked every store in the village near the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with out success. Luckily the Face of Everyman had a few sheets of red poster paper and shears. How would Johnny show his gratitude?

CCTV

Johnny Dark Eyes was quick to spot a surveillance camera even those outdated models used by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was relieved when the Face of Everyman assured him that it did not provide for facial recognition. Yet.

Knock, knock

While out on parole Johnny Dark Eyes decided that he would become a stand up comic. Seen above he trying out his best material on the Face of Everyman. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you?” Few guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bothered to even laugh or snicker. The venerable sage remained stoic.