Pin Boy?

Milquist was thinking of applying for the position of pin boy at the new Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bowling alley. He ran it by the Face of Everyman who shot down the whole idea. The venerable sage was hardheadedly against Songbirds working when they should be having families.

Bit-coin Scam

Johnny Dark Eyes was back at his old haunts in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This time he was trying to work his Bit-coin scam on the Face of Everyman. Luckily for the venerable sage he had just finished a correspondence course on Crypto Currencies and could fend off the glib words of this fast talking salesman.

Spring Break

Well, it’s been a quiet week in Lake Woe . . . Spring break didn’t bring the wild times Talbot pictured in his mind when he booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that AAA had voted the resort as the most straight laced destination on the Pacific flyway three years running.

Valentines Day

Johnny Dark Eyes was back and needed a Valentines card as soon as possible. He had checked every store in the village near the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with out success. Luckily the Face of Everyman had a few sheets of red poster paper and shears. How would Johnny show his gratitude?


Johnny Dark Eyes was quick to spot a surveillance camera even those outdated models used by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was relieved when the Face of Everyman assured him that it did not provide for facial recognition. Yet.

Knock, knock

While out on parole Johnny Dark Eyes decided that he would become a stand up comic. Seen above he trying out his best material on the Face of Everyman. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you?” Few guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bothered to even laugh or snicker. The venerable sage remained stoic.


The judge had ordered Johnny Dark Eyes to perform thirty days of community service at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He caught the Face of Everyman unawares when he reported for duty and suggested that he begin work on the Halloween parade, party and bonfire. The thought of songbirds building a bonfire terrified the venerable sage.


Johnny Dark Eyes stopped by briefly on his way to his parole hearing. the Face of Everyman agreed to hold his mail if things went badly. The wasn’t much room in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa confinement block. Usually an ankle bracelet and home detention was adequate.


Snow was forecast for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Johnny Dark Eyes was granted a brief compassionate parole so that he could check on his Mother’s welfare. the Face of Everyman said that she’d gone south weeks ago. Johnny returned the box of chocolates to the FBRS Bodega for credit on his tab.

Hard Times

Johnny Dark-eyes was back. He was astonished that the Kindly ‘ol Pensioner had suspended filling the feeders. Most songbirds had moved on to better forage. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was like a ghost town. the Face of Everyman blamed the pandemic on lack of tourist dollars. He knew that the front office didn’t want excuses; just revenue.