Dark-eyed Junco

Well, well, well. Look who just dropped in? Was it Johnnie Dark Eyes? “Here to cash your mom’s widows’ pension check?” asked the Face of Everyman. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was home all types. Johnnie was just one of them.

Johnny Dark Eyes was the first to notice that the pumps had stopped. the Face of Everyman immediately jumped into action. Engineers were called out, the vast lake was a signature of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Johnny Dark Eyes was out of jail; once again. His visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was quick and sweet. He was here to say goodbye to his mom, if only the Face of Everyman could remember where she said to forward her mail.

Body shaming was not a common practice at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, but when Baby Huey showed up even the Face of Everyman was aghast.

Johnny Dark Eyes came to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to say goodbye to the face of Everyman. He must return to jail but hopped for a full pardon from the incoming president.

Few knew that Johnnie Dark Eyes had a half-brother, Earl, who seldom visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. That was okay by the face of Everyman, Earl always asked the same questions about Quantum Mechanics.

After a long absence from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Johnny Dark Eyes put in a brief appearance. He asked that his picture not be taken as he now was in the Witness Protection Program. the Face of Everyman said that there could be no exceptions in security measures.

Johnny Dark Eyes was supervising the New Years celebration at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, but he was having a problem remembering the words to “Auld Lang Syne.” As emcee he would have to lead the crowd in singing this traditional favorite. An inner voice told him to ask the Face of Everyman. 

There were no mourners at services held yesterday for our dearly departed brethren; taken so early by a reportedly Sharp Shin Hawk. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is not usually targeted by raptors. Cats are a threat; but seldom kill or maim a guest. the Face of Everyman tried to get the image of this horror out of his mind.

Johnny Dark Eyes dropped into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was out of the lockup: time served. He had hoped to pay his respects to his mother, but she seemed elsewhere. the Face of Everyman agreed to speak to her upon her return.