
Johnny Dark Eyes hated it when the Face of Everyman lectured him about overdue library books from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lending library.
While out on parole Johnny Dark Eyes decided that he would become a stand up comic. Seen above he trying out his best material on the Face of Everyman. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you?” Few guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bothered to even laugh or snicker. The venerable sage remained stoic.