the Face of Everyman didn’t want to seem unkind but those were the ugliest fledglings he’d seen in years. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa prided themselves on beauty. The venerable sage hoped that their parents came soon to lead them back to the roost.
The salesman, Goodpaster, tried to convince the Face of Everyman that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed a new pond heater Model X2000. The venerable sage knew when he was being conned.
Cyber Monday sales were brisk at the arcade shops surrounding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Reginald was miffed. The best GPS gear was sold out. the Face of Everyman offered him a rain check. But that wasn’t good enough.
Jake kept watch while Gladys dove for coins, enough for their breakfast at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was speechless.
Ambrose had been cast as Iago in Othello, a popular play with the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman noted that even at rehearsals he received a standing ovation. Unfortunately, he was never out of character.
A few flocks of rowdy birds started to take over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was powerless to prevent it. There was never a raptor around when you needed one.
Once again Euro-Trash took command of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to recall the number for Raptor Removal Services.
torkelsbirds 