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Looking a bit like warmed over death Albert wondered why the other kids didn’t want to play with him. the Face of Everyman hoped that this type of guest would flock soon and leave the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Zombies

A tropical heat wave struck the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The thunderous roar of air conditioners was enough to wake the dead. Sure enough, the Face of Everyman awoke surrounded by frolicking Zombies. It was the night of the living dead. Luckily his basaltic shell could withstand their assault.

Irish Tenor

Larry was a regular at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bar. After a couple of stiff ones he would burst into song. “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling” was one of his favorites. It always brought tears to the Face of Everyman. The Goddess couldn’t help but be moved as well.

Parkour?

The signs were posted all about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They clearly prohibited: skate boarding, bungee jumping and parkour. the Face of Everyman was bewildered as to which of these stunts this obnoxious guests was trying to perform.

Funny Looking

the Face of Everyman noted in his daily log that those funny looking birds were back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He counted himself as lucky when they showed up in just twos and threes. Elsewhere in North America they gathered in the tens of thousands.