Hydraulic engineers were called in to resolve the flooding at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wondered where they had got their training. All they did was spill hot buttered popcorn around and mutter how they’d never seen such a mess. They left without so much as a fare thee well. 
Saturday’s Child
the Face of Everyman recognized this feral cat, an infrequent visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Despite the feeling of stark terror, the venerable sage composed himself enough to ask: “Sup?” Saturday’s Child had a request: “Could someone just scratch my head and pull on my tail?” “E” suggested that if “SC” could wait a few minutes the kindly ol’ pensioner would be back from the village Coffee Shop and would be glad to “pull on his tail to a fare-thee-well”.
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