It had been a day of cats the Face of Everyman noted in his journal. First Lucy aka Panther, in broad daylight; then Boots, then Hercules seen above. Who could blame them for hunting, even on the posted grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Somehow they never seemed to be catching the ever multiplying rats. Not one. Were more drastic methods called for?


Security Forces were unsure which cat this was. Of three which invaded the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; this marauder appeared more desperate than most. the Face of Everyman made a quick assessment and sounded the alarm.


After a long absence Panther (AKA Lucy) returned to her old hunting grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seems that she had been curled in front of the fire most of the Winter; her adoptive family feeding her tolerably. the Face of Everyman knew that with the return of warmer weather Panther would be seen more often.

Klieg Lights

Boots got her comeuppance when she tried the short cut through the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Security cameras and klieg lights tracked her every move. the Face of Everyman tried to sleep through the incident but without success.

Bell the Cat

the Face of Everyman smiled when he heard the melodious sounds of the ancient silver bell purloined from a Tibetan temple so many years ago. Now Magic with the bell around her neck intoned a secret prayer for every guest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Fight or Flight

Cheeky was learning new survival skills. It seems that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa now hosted conflicting cultures. the Face of Everyman was unsure as to how to provide the best of both worlds to a squirrel and a cat dressed as a clown. Management expected a full report by noon. Everyman’s Golden Handshake seemed to slip ever further from his grasp.


On dry nights Panther made her way warily thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This image gave security forces an opportunity to compare Panther with an intruder: #Magic. Differences were clear. the Face of Everyman opened a new dossier on #Magic. Then went back to bed.


The grainy security camera footage revealed that the reincarnation of Boots was once again visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Her mysterious disappearance years ago remained a mystery even to the great minds like Sherlock Holmes and the Face of Everyman. The venerable sage reminded himself to review the evidence one more time.