Feline domesticus

Cats were becoming frequent hunters at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. So much so that the Face of Everyman ordered more collars with bells.

On the oft chance she would not be detected Panther ignored the no hunting rules in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman followed up on his Amazon order for a collar with bell.

It was a dry night, and the local Tabby was out hunting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was his nature, but the Face of Everyman admonished him for hunting in this UNESCO Heritage site.

In a scene rarely captured on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera two predators look for the catch of the day. the Face of Everyman was unsure if this was gang related or just a natural occurrence.

Like a Deer caught in the head lights Renaldo was blinded by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera. the Face of Everyman slept thru the intrusion; once again.

It’s hard to say who was the more disappointed: Boots or the Face of Everyman. The cat found no birds and the venerable sage awoke with ice on his face. It was a poor exfoliant. Carborundum was his first choice.

“Wait! Is that a raccoon coming? I’ll cut this short. Seeya’ next Friday, same time.” Cats, like Herman always liked to visit the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and spend quality time with the Face of Everyman.