Operating on a tip from CERN federal inspectors swooped down on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was suspected that the cyclotron operated by the Face of Everyman had indeed detected the Higgs Boson. The venerable sage lawyered up and refused to comment until the hearing before the World Court in The Hague. 
Higgs Boson
In his secret laboratory deep beneath the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the Face of Everyman ran the Mini-hadron collider. Each time that he came close to capturing a Higgs Boson for study of “The God Particle” a shaft of light would appear and the venerable sage would lose his ability to concentrate.
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