the Face of Everyman had applied months ago to Guinness Book of World Records to officiate a race between a Crow and a Pigeon. There seemed no existing record. On race day the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was crowded with paying spectators. The venerable sage was pleased; his 2nd quarter budget was now in the black.
It was Lodge Night at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. As the Face of Everyman appeared dressed in the ornate trappings of the Grand Poo-bah the Crows would attempt to steal his badge of office. Those naughty Crows.
Always a charlatan, Carlton tried to pay his rent with a bit of shiny glass. the face of Everyman stood firm: rents paid to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa must be in the form of legal tender, coin of the realm. Carlton was asked to put the glass back where he had found it.
Archibald took home the trophy in the amateur class. His pantomime of a turkey pleased the judges at the annual classic held at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was a bit envious of Archie’s natural talent.
Vintage theater returned to please the Summer lunch crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A favorite tableau was the discovery of gold at Sutter’s Mill. the Face of Everyman had to Google to find a shred of meaning.
Olivia booked a facial every Saturday at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She felt that it was money well spent not to look old and haggard. Next week she would have her feathers touched up. the Face of Everyman looked on in envy; the best he could do was a light exfoliation every Spring.
Mom was livid. Dad would be late for work and Junior was due at soccer ten minutes ago. She herself would miss getting the best table at Mahjong. She wished now that they had never bought the time share at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seemed too high above their station in life. the Face of Everyman reserved his comments.
Fitzroy had an uncanny penchant for craft marbles. His collection was one of the marvels of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman kept his personal collection out of sight. Robbery attempts were of a real concern. Sotheby’s had offered to arrange a private sale if the venerable sage was interested.
The relay team representing the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were about to compete in the Nationals. They practiced daily under the watchful eye of the Face of Everyman. With time, they would be ready for the Olympics.
Cranston had a natural flare for skateboarding; few in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had his gift of speed and daring. the Face of Everyman feared for his life at every hop, skip and jump.
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