Northwestern Crow

Every Crow in the clan showed up for the Harvest Special served by the Face of Everyman. They added a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the allure of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Silver Dollar Jim and his sidekick Lucky had just signed in for Winter Quarters at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wondered if he should have warned them about the Hawk.

Suddenly the Party Plate reserved for the United Nations guests was gobbled up by those Crows. the Face of Everyman had half a mind to ban the lot of them from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

It was clear that the wing needed to be x-rayed, but the light was poor, too defused. Try as he might the Face of Everyman could not make a positive diagnosis. Try the clinic was his best suggestion. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was behind the times in many areas.

Everone knew that potatoe chips tasted better soaked in water. the Face of Everyman feared for his water’s turbidity in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Belmont knew that he was a sure winner of monthly trophy photo contest. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa owed him a debt of gratitude for removing such vermin. the Face of Everyman knew that this was just the tip of the iceberg of such competition.

Members of the Crow Clan stand around with stomachs growling, but half rations is just what the Face of Everyman had declared for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Venerable Sage suggested that they try the beach at low tide and do a little work for their supper.

Domingo hid his face from the camera. For the past year he had been in the Witness Protection Program and gone undetected by Interpol, and the CIA. the Face of Everyman feared that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was becoming a hide out for criminals. He quietly called the FBI Anonymous Tip Line.

Crow children learned early to make up their own games. the Face of Everyman closed his eyes to some of the goings on in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

All the while Bonzo was thinking that it would be nice if the Gods provided a little Brie with the sourdough. the Face of Everyman knew that there would never be enough money in the budget for such niceties. The Trust that ran the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were notoriously tight with money.