Softened Fruit

Mandrake wasn’t having much luck with softening the green cherry fruit from the heritage tree near the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that Mandrake should use the shallow waters of the wading pool. The next super low tide would be tomorrow; he might return then and look for his softened fruit.

Fire Water

After three pieces of fermented corn Uncle Festus became the life of the party. Kernels left from last night’s events quickly became potent fire water after soaking in the warm waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. These scenes often embarrassed the Face of Everyman but some passed out birds were too big to move. A myriad of selfies began popping up on social media. What to do? What to do?

Ferris Wheel

The Corvus Family needed a few more tokens to have enough to ride the giant Ferris wheel at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above Dad pokes thru the shallow depths of the wishing well to salvage enough for the ride. the Face of Everyman deplored the act but, accepted the tokens nonetheless.


Fresh from the Borscht Belt Marty and Smarty tried out their material on the luncheon crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!” Guests looked at each other for an easy explanation of the joke. Even the Face of Everyman scratched his head.

Time Out

Little Bobby was in time out. He had yelled at the kindle ol’ pensioner. His parents were so embarrassed. the Face of Everyman usually took the brunt of comments by dissatisfied guests to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but never the pensioner. Well, except when Stellar’s Jays showed up looking for a free hand out.


With each technological advance the Face of Everyman came closer to perfecting his proton generated X-ray machine. Soon his fame and that of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would spread far and wide. The venerable sage hoped that management didn’t notice the outrageous electrical bill hidden under the line item: Misc.


Lombardy had never met a stale French Fry that he didn’t like. Three was even better. This was a rare find at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The village fast food franchise was over a mile away and only the Face of Everyman ever ordered takeout.


Farnsworth had agreed to perform the ancient ritual of the opening of a peanut. It was a sell out luncheon crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was pleased that he had access to such talent. Farnsworth agreed to an evening performance for half of the ticket sales. It was a win-win situation.


Carmine brought the copay for the operation he was to have on his ankle; a birth defect that was repairable. The orthopedic surgeon would operate in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Family Clinic. the Face of Everyman was proud of the state of the art operating theater he had encouraged management to fund.

Lucky Find

Day old French Fries are a treat for any Crow. Fiachra couldn’t believe her luck. She flew off to a quiet corner of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to enjoy her find. the Face of Everyman hoped that she would return and collect the last few morsels. Guests were starting to get picky about eating rain soaked nuts and grains.