Pro bono

Tiny Tim drank from the healing waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but to no avail. His deformed foot remained as before. the Face of Everyman recommended one of several animal rescue shelters in the area. All provided surgical services, some pro bono.


Horst had never met a stale cracker he couldn’t savor. Orts from the tables of the vast dining hall at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were often swept on to the patio. the Face of Everyman tried to discourage this practice; it fed only scavengers.

Bird Count

There was a Clarion call out for all Crows to be seen and counted in as many Christmas bird counts as possible. The goal was to beat the popularity of the Dark-eyed Junco. the Face of Everyman had posted the most common viewing spots used by Audubon, Cornell and National organizations. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was well represented in each winter bird count.


Waldo was worried; his SAD was taking on a life of it’s own. He was so exhausted that he didn’t care to eat and now the feast of the long night moon was tonight and he was expected to host the show. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was closed for the holidays and the Face of Everyman needed his own light box for personal therapy. Waldo hoped that the spot lights would give him temporary relief.


Fitzhugh was uneasy. Even tho the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa welcomed all manner of beings, some factions often exerted themselves and took turf control. Seen above, using non-verbal communication, the Crows formed a gauntlet directing Fitzhugh’s exit. the Face of Everyman was at a loss as how to rectify this injustice.


Baxter was upset. Once again some four legged doofus pushed aside a disabled person to get at the corn subsidy set out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Sisters of Charity. Crippled since birth Baxter knew his rights under the ADA. He engaged the Face of Everyman to act as his agent and attorney.

Food Bank

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Food Bank was overly generous this week as they cleared their shelves to make way for a load of cranberries, nuts and raisins donated for the Thanksgiving meal. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure that wild birds should be fed in this fashion but he took comfort knowing such munificence did not come from his modest budget.