Northwestern Crow

Benson refused to learn from the past as he soaked breadstuffs in the pristine waters of Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Only when he heard the anguish cries of the Face of Everyman did remember.

After the World Cup left town Esteban brought out his soccer ball and tried a few moves. the Face of Everyman hoped he’d get off his face. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa planned to host the next round of international athletes.

the Face of Everyman scrolled through the security camera footage to find the moment the lake level started to recede at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was sure that he would find the culprit responsible for dislodging the pipe. Though the Crow looked innocent enough.

No one was sure that they had seen this Vet before. Few casualties booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman directed him to the amputee clinic at the Spa. It seemed appropate.

It had long been a rule of thumb that hard food should be soaked before being consumed. Festus applied that principal to eggshells. Even the magical waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa couldn’t perform miracles. the Face of Everyman suggested smaller bites.

Breadcrumbs, long man’s special link to the kingdom of birds. the Face of Everyman wished it weren’t so; it soiled the pristine pond of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Temple offerings to the Goddess of Perpetual Hunger were an easy steal by the voracious. the Face of Everyman pondered whether it was sacrilegious for a non-believer to eat gifts meant for the deities. Life maintained a steady pace for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; so, perhaps no matter.

Marmaduke loved to share and break bread with his neighbors. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a magical place so it hard to understand the Face of Everyman and his ban on food in the pristine pool.

Only a Crow would relish a soggy potato chip thought the Face of Everyman. Actually, several other types of guests to Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa favored them as well.

He awoke with a start; fearing an “unkindness” of Ravens but it was only a “murder” of Crows feeding noisily. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed safe again. the Face of Everyman drifted back to sleep.