In an effort to buy as much protection as possible, Huginn put down as much as he could afford as an offering to the Spring of Perpetual Giving. the Face of Everyman tried to point out that deities did not eat food such as Popcorn but, rather that the gifts be given to the poor and homeless of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Blood Drive

Oswald, the Enforcer always liked to make an entrance. Fact was that he was really here to give blood at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa annual blood drive. the Face of Everyman‘s voice trembled a bit as he was forced to say that due to flooding at the crossroads today’s blood drive was postponed till next Wednesday. A disappointed Oswald left without a fuss.

Veiled Threat

Orpheus tried to explain carefully that he and Eurydice had a nest not far from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and that the venerable sage may hear, from time to time, the upsetting cries of hungry baby Crows. Was this a veiled threat to force the Face of Everyman to distribute more and better bird seed?

Golf Pro?

Praxis was looking to improve his golf game and inquired if a suitable pro-instructor was in the area or golfed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa championship parklands course. the Face of Everyman, himself designated a Master at St. Andrews, Scotland offered a couple of names that would fit the needs of this young lad. Golf had its merits but it interfered with naps.


Elmo raked thru the ruble searching for lost things of value all the while keeping an eye on the venerable sage. Guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were notorious for losing rings, watches and even precious stones. the Face of Everyman was against scavenging on the public promenade but it wasn’t worth spoiling his nap to enforce the rules.


A routine review of alternate security cameras covering the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa revealed the blatant theft of an ornamental stone. the Face of Everyman did not let this natural behavior of Crows disturb him; perhaps a more attractive stone would be returned in its stead.


On the first of every month Riley routinely came to the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa to discuss food options and seasonal ingredients to be added to the buffet. the Face of Everyman wasn’t at liberty to discuss the food budget as it was tailored to seed eating songbirds not omnivore behemoths.


It wasn’t long before Mr. and Mrs. Crow heard about the new favorable seed put out for the songbirds. Crows had avoided the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa because the head chef had lost two stars in his Michelin ratings. But now things seemed different. the Face of Everyman tried to remain cordial to these freeloaders. What else could he do?


It was more than just body language that caused the Face of Everyman to blink. The Crows had placed a to go order and it wasn’t ready; in fact, the staff at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had lost the order. The venerable sage tried to apologize but that didn’t quite do it. Waiting wasn’t common trait amongst crows.

New Normal

The Crows swooped in out of no where to the surprise of everyone at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Then they flew off with the choices morsels. To quell the outcry the Face of Everyman explained that they had pre-ordered and paid with their credit card. It would soon become the new normal.