Vote

POGO returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to register to vote. Alas, he had no proof of citizenship. He explained to the Face of Everyman that his family had been here since the Ice Age. The venerable sage was not swayed by his preposterous argument.

Unremarkable

POGO had put in an unusual daylight appearance in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but he had alluded the security camera’s watchful eye. This time he was caught. the Face of Everyman made sure that the camera worked; even though it was an unremarkable shot.

Rack Rate

As the clock in the tower struck midnight, POGO took one more drink. He was sure that he could find his way home somewhere in the vast Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t so sure. He offered a vacant roost at reduced rates.

Wildlife II

Mr. Possum found it peaceful in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa this time of night. The manor house painters had stowed their ladders and brushes; even the Face of Everyman had found time for a nap.

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A bump in the night awoke the Face of Everyman. What could it be? He welcomed the intruder to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Merriweather apologized and moved on after his drink.

Opossum

Villagers expressed curiosity about the Opossum that frequented the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Sure, enough that relic from the age of Dinosaurs showed up on cue. the Face of Everyman and he had a lot in common. Age mostly.

Trail Mix

The trail of fruits, nuts, and seed definitely heads this way. Sally was sure of it. She was so glad that she found the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Food choices were better, and the Face of Everyman was such a gracious host.