Opossum

The venerable sage was mystified why Pogo came dressed as an Aurora, it didn’t quite work. But this was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa after all.

The allure of corn chips was too much for Pogo who loved all things Tex-Mex. The aroma of such cuisine lingered longer in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman could attest to that.

Pogo had built up a powerful thirst foraging in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought it a shame that he couldn’t reach the water.

Pogo’s days were numbered as a nationwide catch and release program gained momentum. Protesters stood outside the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to protest such actions. the Face of Everyman faced a mountain of lawsuits.

It was half past two and Pogo was still hungry. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wasn’t as productive this time of year. the Face of Everyman had a meager budget and had no provision for new guests.

Pogo stayed up long enough to show off his new Winter coat. the Face of Everyman was impressed as were the many guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

the face of Everyman had trouble wrapping his head around the fact that there were two of these prehistoric creatures foraging in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Who would have thought?

Pogo remains a popular guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wished that there were more like him. He cleaned up the rain-soaked seed and other flotsam and jetsam.

the Face of Everyman marveled at how well the three-legged bandit foraged thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Could he become the new poster boy for the Paralympics?

POGO returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to register to vote. Alas, he had no proof of citizenship. He explained to the Face of Everyman that his family had been here since the Ice Age. The venerable sage was not swayed by his preposterous argument.