Hard Times

It was half past two and Pogo was still hungry. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wasn’t as productive this time of year. the Face of Everyman had a meager budget and had no provision for new guests.

Vote

POGO returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to register to vote. Alas, he had no proof of citizenship. He explained to the Face of Everyman that his family had been here since the Ice Age. The venerable sage was not swayed by his preposterous argument.

Unremarkable

POGO had put in an unusual daylight appearance in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but he had alluded the security camera’s watchful eye. This time he was caught. the Face of Everyman made sure that the camera worked; even though it was an unremarkable shot.

Rack Rate

As the clock in the tower struck midnight, POGO took one more drink. He was sure that he could find his way home somewhere in the vast Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t so sure. He offered a vacant roost at reduced rates.