Pigeon

Ancient philosophers asked, “How many angels could dance on the head of a pin?” The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed swamped by this infinite number. the Face of Everyman gasped for air.

Upton needed a photo for his campaign poster. It had to show his strength of character, his willingness to fight for the common man and of course, his humble beginnings. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided the backdrop, and the Face of Everyman charged him double.

It was the first she had ever noticed that thingy over there. Did it just wink at her? Barbara was never sure about what went on in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t about to confirm the presence of the security camera.

“Mind the Gap” was the mantra of the Face of Everyman here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It always seemed worth repeating.

Algernon represented the lone entry of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa into competition at the County Fair. A blue ribbon seemed hardly worth the hours of grooming that went into the preparing the bird for presentation. On hindsight, the Face of Everyman thought that a chicken would have done better.

Pastor Mayberry had never performed a same sex marriage at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily the girls brought their own script. the Face of Everyman thought he may have slept thru Pride Month.

When it was time to submit the monthly pigeon census for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the venerable sage was reminded of his uniqueness. the Face of Everyman was without fingers and toes. He relied on his abacus to count his quarry.

DNA comes from your parents, but the kindly ol’ pensioner wondered just where did the parents of these two come from? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hosted all manner of guests, but the Face of Everyman knew who was responsible for this tragic mistake.

The nearby village had removed its wartime statuary, which left the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the only place to befoul. the Face of Everyman resented that distinction.

No matter how hard Bumstead tried to fit in and be a regular member of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Pigeon Brigade he just couldn’t. the Face of Everyman saw how much he was ostracized.