Management of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa called in a Pinkerton Agent to look into last night’s ruckus. It seems that the Raccoons had broken in and once again bullied the Face of Everyman, twirling him around and around leaving him out of place and out of sorts. The venerable sage could offer no more than a vague description of the perps inasmuch as they all wore masks. Yet another cold case.
Cool Contacts
The Hazmat twins found pleasure in baiting the Face of Everyman. As All Hallows’ Eve celebrations approached these rascals used every opportunity to perfect their skills at “tricking” rather than “treating.” Residents at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa suspected that the twins were the ones who turned over the Cabana huts last year. This year a Pinkerton agent would be on scene to prevent most acts of mischief. Almost everyone agreed that blue contacts on Rogue and Scallywag looked pretty cool.
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