Prayer

Bradley said a small prayer. The same prayer every fisherman says as he is about fish in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily the Face of Everyman hadn’t yet restocked the lake with Koi. Naturally, this area was designated: catch and release.

1-811

The Farmer’s Almanac had marked this date as poor for fishing. Rothschild didn’t care. Even with a waxing gibbous moon he knew that his inherent skills would prevail. He should have called that 1-811 number before digging. All he succeeded in doing was tearing up the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa plumbing system and disturbing the sleep of the Face of Everyman.

Torment

The Bergdorf Twins were back from Spring break and had renewed energy for mischief and mayhem. Their first sortie into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa meant a stop by the Face of Everyman. Their idea of fun was to twirl and torment the venerable sage until he hollered “Uncle.”

Havoc

A pair of guilty eyes surveyed the havoc he had wrought. The whole world of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been turned upside down; the Face of Everyman cast into immeasurably deep waters. Could the venerable sage be rescued?

Havoc

The Bergdorf Twins were back creating havoc at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Forgotten for now was the no contact order in place prohibiting them from harassing the Face of Everyman. The loved to spin the venerable sage till he hollered “Uncle”.

Justice

The Cabana Huts at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had sustained considerable damage during a rampage. Roscoe had tried to maintain that it wasn’t him in the security camera footage; but the evidence was clear. The judge said that he could easily identify the plaintive by his distinctive mask, funny pointed ears and ringed tail. “Thirty days and costs!” the Face of Everyman was satisfied with the sentence.

Depredations

Desmond was chagrined to learn that it was his own grandfather that had captured the last Koi in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman shared a few of the old newspaper clippings citing the old boar’s depredations: koi, crawdads, pollywogs, and tree frogs.

Rowdy

the Face of Everyman knew that he was in for another night of agony as he hear the Bergdorf twins sneaking up behind him. They were the most rowdy creatures in all the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Naughty?

It was too close to Christmas for one of the Bergdorf twins to make trouble by harassing the Face of Everyman. Besides, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security cameras were focused right on him.

Marauders

The Bergdorf twins were back. Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Mothers imposed an early curfew on their children. These night marauders would surely cause the early demise of the Face of Everyman.