Some inexorable force held Rocky’s paw in a vise like grip. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was home to many inexplicable occurrences. the Face of Everyman wasn’t about to release this bandit until the press and TV crews showed up. Besides, guests needed to take selfies and call out this bandit for what he was on social platforms.


After the poker game broke up the boys were reluctant to retire. Instead one suggested that they terrorize the venerable sage. The folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were used to the pitiful screams of the Face of Everyman as he was spun round and round.

Midnight Night Show

It was that long awaited midnight show featuring the Bancroft Boys; Hear No, See No and Speak No. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa “rocked” with crowd enthusiasm. The trio were prompted for two encores. the Face of Everyman rolled his eyes, expressing his wonderment at what passed for entertainment these days.


The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is home to many lost treasures. While the gang was out foraging Louis was sure that he had found something valuable. “Psst.” He said in sotto voce so as to not awaken the Face of Everyman. “I think I’ve found something.” Of course it turned out to be nothing of value.


Bizwalt had joined 4-H. His project was a demonstration kitchen garden. The corn was coming up and other grasses were evident. One day, much to his dismay, the Golf Club maintenance crew began a general clean up of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa public grounds. the Face of Everyman tried to commiserate but the youngster was beyond grief.


The Bergdorf Twins were back; ready to wreak havoc on the Face of Everyman if he didn’t submit to their ransom demands. Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa these two were the meanest. After some haggling, a modest sum of bitcoins was arrived at. These two still gave a departing twist to the rotating world of the venerable sage.


Mom was always in a hurry. She ran between garbage cans, dumpsters and backdoor pet food bowls. The tidy folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seldom left out anything worth eating for the scavengers. the Face of Everyman always had a kind word Mrs. raccoon and her hungry off spring.


Bonzo tried to imagine that the garden slug he was eating was, in fact, a delicious Koi. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa tolerated raccoons to control the population of garden pests. the Face of Everyman was pleased with his new found effect of synergy.


A cold chill ran thru Rodney’s spine as he foraged for birdseed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was an eerie sound; unearthly one could say. He scanned the horizon for signs of the threat. At last he decided it must be the Face of Everyman dreaming and snoring.


With the strength found only within incredible rage; Tyrell bit into the neutron heating device that kept the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ice free. The loss meant frigid nights for the Face of Everyman. Amazon Prime promised delivery of a replacement by Friday.