Raccoon

Three of them. “Count ’em.” cried the Face of Everyman. He knew that they were sure to harass him. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was not the happy place it pretended to be.

Signs of a desperate struggle showed on Langford’s face. His eye was gone but he had vanquished his opponent. There was peace in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa again. the Face of Everyman wasn’t going to hold his breath.

Obverse kept watch while Reverse tried to use what was thought to be a Bidet. Poor old the Face of Everyman. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had its share of kooks.

The Gang of Four could be heard making plans about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Could the Face of Everyman thwart this dastardly plot?

Edmondo had an appointment to have his nails done. Seen above he is carefully washing each paw. He had chosen Neon Pink as his color for the coming Winter. He hopes to brighten the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in his modest way. the Face of Everyman was chagrined. That was to be his signature color.

When nights were dry, these two scallywags were out making mischief. Obverse and Reverse loved to explore the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman knew that the twins would be the death of him.

The closer it got to Halloween, the jumpier the Face of Everyman became. Intuitively he knew that ghosts didn’t exist in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. But one never knew for sure.

Wally used his jaws of steel to dislodge the Face of Everyman, all to no avail. The venerable sage of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa held his position.