Algernon needed no more proof than this empty tidal bowl: there was no God. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was dry and there were no Koi. the Face of Everyman taunted him.
After two beers Skip would try to defy gravity for the hundredth time. The water feature of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa came crashing down. the Face of Everyman was not injured.
Bonzo knew that it was illegal to fish in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He smiled for the security camera but kept his fishing hand in the water; just in case he got a nibble. the Face of Everyman thought about selling raccoons a special fishing permit for a season of ten nightly visits. What would be the harm?
The lounge at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had barely opened and it had its first customer. the Face of Everyman thought maybe he was going to a costume party what with mask and all. But, no, it’s only Roger who had too many Hot Dogs at the Memorial Day Picnic.
It was dawn and Broadleaf hadn’t quit for the night. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa always held one more mystery to be discovered. the Face of Everyman liked moving the goal posts. He toyed with the likes of Broadleaf.
This little guy thinks that the water temperature should be turned up. the Face of Everyman doesn’t want to cater to every guest, only the most important ones. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has standards
The security camera at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa caught this youthful offender tearing up the fountain. the face of Everyman made sure that this embarrassing photo was widely distributed.
Security Forces of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa easily recognized these two culprits destroying the plumbing of the sacred fountain. The Bergdorf Twins were admonished once again by the Face of Everyman.
Despite their long absence the Bergdorf Twins were up to their old tricks. They had been trapped and transported to a distant neck of the woods; yet somehow had made their way back to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They enjoyed terrorizing the Face of Everyman.