Raccoon

The kindly ol’ pensioner must have added chili flakes to the birdseed. They were meant as a deterrent to dogs, cats, deer and raccoons. Swifty needed that drink after snorting a few lines of “Jalisco.” It triggered hay fever symptoms in the Face of Everyman.

Maxton was hell bent for leather on his way home in the depths of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He knew he would lose a precious hour of sleep. He hoped to get ahead of the clock. the Face of Everyman seldom saw a raccoon after sunrise. Usually, they were like vampires, home before sunup.

Rocky spent his second night foraging in the bitter cold of an Arctic outbreak. Weather in the teens blanketed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman longed for the warmth of a magma chamber.

the Face of Everyman called out: “I can’t breathe.” but the twins kept up their relentless attack. They had been banned from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, yet they were not dissuaded.

Rollo heard there was free food and a light show at the religious services held at midnight in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman reluctantly agreed that he could attend if he washed his hands. The venerable sage knew that wafers and wine always brought in a good crowd.

The full moon hadn’t yet risen over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman sensed the strange creatures that go bump in the night. He felt fear.

Who else but one of the Bergdorf twins would take out their aggression on the vital supply line of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hopped that the engineers could repair damage.

the Face of Everyman tried to calculate the odds of two cameras recording the same flash event. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had many unexplained events occurring nightly; most unrecorded.

“Leapin’ Lizards, Sandy. This bird seed tastes like cloves. Try some.” The Bergdorf twins frolic in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This duo remained a thorn in the side of the Face of Everyman.

With the skill of a practiced safe cracker young Sigfried felt for Koi. None had ever been caught in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Only rumor and myth kept the challenge alive. the Face of Everyman found that it disturbed his REM cycle.